Saturday, March 8, 2008

I fucking love Thin Mints.

I thought it was extremely necessary to title this blog that because I currently have a thin mint cookie in my mouf. That probably sounded wrong but if you asked me if I gave a fuck I would tell you that I don't. Anywhoo, can I just say that I truly don't understand why people go on reality dating shows truly and deeply thinking that they're going to fall in love. REALLY? HONESTLY? You have severe problems if you honestly BELIEVE that you're going to fall in love with someone on a mothereffing t.v. show, and you should probably GKY. (Go kill yourself, for all you retardos). For example, this Dominico fool. He's all crying and shit like "I just want to find somebody" and I'm like gah damn you stupid piece of shit why don't you be normal and let this thing called mothereffing fate take place instead of being desperate enough to have a show dedicated to finding your lovaaa. Everyone knows that shit is fake as hell. Plus, how is Dominico in any way, shape, or form attractive?


Definitely NOT cute to my lifestyle. That's all about that though, I'm over it.


In other news..I'm definitely excited to go to the east coast this summer. I miss it. Especially since I'll actually be staying in Manhattan for a couple days! <3
Man, my best friend is in mothereffing Vegas and I don't know what to do with my life. How sad. Here's a picture of her just in case you care. You probably don't but once again, I really don't give a fuck.

Here's Kim a few years back with some white bitch.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA. I looooove you!
Goodnight bitches.

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